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Gifts That Do Not Cost A Cent

1) THE GIFT OF LISTENING...
You must REALLY listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming,
no planning your response. Just listening.

2) THE GIFT OF AFFECTION...
Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses,
pats on the back and handholds.
Let these small actions demonstrate the love you have for family and friends.

3) THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER...
Email funpages to your friends. Share articles and funny stories.
Your gift will say, "I love to laugh with you."

4) THE GIFT OF A WRITTEN NOTE...
It can be a simple "Thanks for the help" note .
A brief, handwritten note may be remembered for a lifetime,
and may even change a life.

5) THE GIFT OF A COMPLIMENT...
A simple and sincere, "You look great in red,"
"You did a super job" or "That was a wonderful meal"
can make someone's day.

6) THE GIFT OF A FAVOR...
Every day, go out of your way to do something kind.

7) THE GIFT OF SOLITUDE...
There are times when we want nothing better than to be left alone.
Be sensitive to those times
and give the gift of solitude to others.

8) THE GIFT OF A CHEERFUL DISPOSITION...
The easiest way to feel good is to
extend a kind word to someone,
really it's not that hard to say, "Hello" or "Thank You".

Smart Dog

4 Legged Chicken

Hot Air Balloons

The Bean Dance

Smile

The Little Giant

Thai Tiger Temple

Marvellous Moustache

American Idol Contestant's Pigeon Magic

Effects of Aging

Exotic Food

How business is done

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice“
Son : “I will choose my own bride!“
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.“
Son : “Well, in that case…ok“

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.“
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!“
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.“
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok“

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.“
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!“
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.“
President: “Ah, in that case…ok“

This is how good business is done.

Hidden Camera

Blow Skirt Hidden Camera Prank - video powered by Metacafe

Spreading Happiness

A Fairy Tale

Who's ugly ?

Haunted House

Lookout for the ghost captured on film in the darkened doorway !!

Smart Animals

Amphibious Car

Siamese Twins

Great Ads

Amazing Gymnast

Me and my boss

When I take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
He is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
He is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
He takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
He is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
I am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
He's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
It's because he's overworked

When I do well,
My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
He never forgets

Believe In Yourself

Dreams , Goals & Flattery

How was I born ?

“DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?” Junior asks his dad.

His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,

“Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!“

“Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a Cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete Button.”

“Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of Unauthorized Program Activity from a self extracting file which had implanted

In her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
And said:“You’ve Got Male’!“

Boys will be boys

Facts of life - friends