31 December 2006

Qualities Of A Perfect Husband

30 December 2006

Amazingly Quick Change Dress

29 December 2006

Share a Hug

28 December 2006

Men Are Never Satisfied

27 December 2006

Smart Guards

26 December 2006

Funny Animations









25 December 2006

Life













(by Mother Theresa)

Life is a challenge, meet it !
Life is a duty , complete it !
Life is a game, play it!
Life is costly , care for it!
Life is wealth , keep it!
Life is a mystery , know it!
Life is a love, enjoy it!
Life is a promise , fulfill it!
Life is sorrow , overcome it!
Life is a song , sing it !
Life is a struggle, accept it!
Life is a tragedy, comfort it !
Life is an opportunity, benefit from it!
Life is a beauty , admire it!
Life is a bliss, taste it!
Life is a dream , realize it!
Life is an adventure, dare it!
Life is luck , make it!
Life is too precious , do not destroy it!
Life is life, fight for it!

24 December 2006

23 December 2006

Common Sense

Today, we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Mr. Common Sense.

Mr. Sense had been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place: reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Mr. Sense declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the ghost after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge financial settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on; if not, join the majority and do nothing.

Jay Chou - Curse of the Golden Flower mv

22 December 2006

Christmas Tree - pps



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21 December 2006

20 December 2006

I've Learnt

我终于了解。。。 - I've learnt

我终于了解 -
你无法强迫别人爱你;
你所能做的,是使自己成为可爱的人,
其他的,则不是你所能决定的。
I've learnt -
that you cannot make someone love you;
All you can do is be a person who can be loved,
the rest, is out of your control.


我终于了解 -
不论我如何付出关怀,
有些人,就是无动于衷。
I've learnt -
that no matter how much I care I gave,
some people would just dont care.


我终于了解 -
建立信任,需费时多年;
但只需几秒,就能摧毁它。
I've learnt -
that it takes years to build up trust;
but only seconds to destroy it.


我终于了解 -
重要的不是你一生中拥有了什么东西;
而是你一生中,拥有了什么人。
I've learnt -
that it's not what thing you have in your life counts;
but who you have in your life.


我终于了解 -
你可以藉由魅力达到目的,
但只能维持15分钟;
此后,你最好有些真材实料。
I've learnt -
that you can only use your charm for about 15 minutes;
After that, you'd better know something.


我终于了解 -
你不该拿自己和别人的最佳表现相比;
而应该和自己的最佳表现相比。
I've learnt -
that you shouldn't compare to the best others can do;
but compare to the best you can do.


我终于了解 -
你在瞬间所作的事,
可以叫你心痛一辈子。
I've learnt -
that you can do something in an instant
and make yourself regret for life.


我终于了解 -
重要的不是发生在人们身上的事,
而是他们对那事的反应。
I've learnt -
that it's not what happens to others matter;
but how they react to it.


我终于了解 -
不论你切多薄,
事情总是具有两面。
I've learnt -
that no matter how thin you slice it,
there are always 2 sides.


我终于了解 -
需要经历很长很长的日子,
才能使我成为我想要成为的人。
I've learnt -
that it's taking me a very very long time,
to become the person I want to be.

19 December 2006

A Christmas Tale

18 December 2006

Top 10 Reasons Not To Excercise

17 December 2006

16 December 2006

Top 10 Reasons I Love Dogs

15 December 2006

Top 10 Reasons To Be Single

14 December 2006

Hybrid Animal - Liger

This huge hybrid cat whose parents are a lion and a tiger is called ‘Liger’. His name is Hercules , weighing in at 900 lbs and ten feet long

13 December 2006

S.H.E - 一眼万年 mv

Love Them Anyway













by Mother Teresa

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you are kind,people may accuse you of selfish ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful,you will win some false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Be good anyway.
Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People need help,but may attack you if you try to help them.
Help them anyway.
In the final analysis ...... it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.

12 December 2006

Amazing Sand Art

11 December 2006

F.R.I.E.N.D.














10 December 2006

Hilarious Loveboat

09 December 2006

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going
to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR .
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to
me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you
"

08 December 2006

World Largest Stuffed Animal





07 December 2006

Monalisa's Trips



Jolin Tsai - 舞娘 mv

06 December 2006

So This is Christmas (pps)















05 December 2006

Rhythms Of A Week

04 December 2006

Witness a Miracle

03 December 2006

Love Is Mirror Image Of Hate

02 December 2006

The Donkey Attitude

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.













He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.













As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, Everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
















Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
















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01 December 2006

Amazing Insect Acrobat Show