31 March 2007
30 March 2007
27 March 2007
Newtons Laws applied to Software Industry
I) Newton’s Law Of Motion: Every body continues its state of rest or uniform motion unless it is acted by external unbalanced force.
*(In IT Industry) Every Software Engineer continues chatting or forwarding mails or sending posts on humor unless he is assigned work by his manager.
II) Newton’s Law: The rate of change of velocity of a body is directly proportional to theapplied force & takes place in the same direction in which force is applied
*(In IT Industry) The rate of changes made in the software are directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the faster rate as deadline approaches.
III) Newton’s Law: For every action there is equal and opposite reaction.
*(In IT Industry) For every virus, there exist an equally powerful antivirus, & after release of that antivirus some more destructive virus comes into existence.
IV) Law of Conservation of Energy: Energy can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can be converted from one form to another.The total amount of energy in the universe always remains constant.
*(In IT Industry) Bug can neither be inserted nor be removed from software. It can only be converted from one form to another.The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.
V) The Uncertainty Principle of Heisenberg: “The more precisely the POSITION is determined,the less precisely the MOMENTUM is known”
*(In IT Industry) “The more precisely the deadline is achieved, the less precisely the quality is maintained”.
25 March 2007
21 March 2007
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt, that he forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good investment, only when the interest is kept up.
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age, and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up, or leaks.
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Have a GREAT day.......and keep Laughing
20 March 2007
16 March 2007
Prof. of Economics
Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy
Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra
Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry
Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics
Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry
Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Physiology
Kiss is the just a position of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry
Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Philosophy
Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of Comp.Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable!
Prof. of English
Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture
Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.