27 February 2007

Women are Complex

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don’t, you are not a man

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don’t, you are good for nothing

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don’t, you are not understanding

If you visit her often,she thinks it is boring
If you don’t , she accuses you of double-crossing

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don’t , you are a dull boy

If you are jealous, she says it’s bad
If you don’t, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn’t respect her
If you don’t, she thinks you do not like her

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait
If she is late, she says that’s a girl’s way

If you visit another man, you’re not putting in “quality time”
If she is visited by another woman, “Oh it’s natural, we are girls”

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage

If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they a just admiring

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short :

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful

……….WOMEN !……..

8 comments:

The Freelance Cynic said...

Avoid them. It's so much easier...

Kev Cruz said...

Your a wise man! Great blog...keep it up!

annie said...

this is the trouble you will get in by trying to appease a woman.

better to just be yourself and avoid women who don't like you the way you are.

and don't feel singled out as a sex. there are an abundance of men throughout history who have tried to control women to conform them to the way they want them to be instead of accepting them as they are.

ps, gentleman kiss.

Myo Kyaw Htun said...

Raf,

p.s: check your PR (page rank) again, you've got 4 now. I saw 173 blogs are linking to your blog in technorati.

Congrad!!

RL said...

Thanks Myo,
I've been busy getting links through swapping

Anonymous said...

man, i don't agree with most of this =p

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